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The K Stands for Kabbalah

Baseball is a Theosophical-Masonic ritual broadcast nightly from thirty open-air temples. Bring it up at brunch.Read More →

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Red Sox's John Henry Fires Six Coaches On Time And Under Budget

On the surgical elegance of John Henry's coaching purge, the captain who got a desk instead of a pink slip, and the 17-1 send-off that doubled as severance.Read More →

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The Red Sox Are Bad On Purpose And You Should Send John Henry A Thank-You Note

In defense of our benevolent owners, who are losing on purpose, on your behalf, for reasons.Read More →

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