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The K Stands for Kabbalah

Baseball is a Theosophical-Masonic ritual broadcast nightly from thirty open-air temples. Bring it up at brunch.Read More →

satiresports

Nantucket Has Finally Reached 2003

The Muse just published its summer lineup. Gen X has formally taken the island.Read More →

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Red Sox's John Henry Fires Six Coaches On Time And Under Budget

On the surgical elegance of John Henry's coaching purge, the captain who got a desk instead of a pink slip, and the 17-1 send-off that doubled as severance.Read More →

satiresports

The Red Sox Are Bad On Purpose And You Should Send John Henry A Thank-You Note

In defense of our benevolent owners, who are losing on purpose, on your behalf, for reasons.Read More →

satiresports

Siddhartha Gautama: The Ultimate Nepo Baby

A man with three palaces walks outside, sees an old person, and invents a religion.Read More →

satire

Let Them Eat Slop

A satirical case for the infinite buffet of machine-generated content.Read More →

satire
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